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Speaking of time and alcohol, it's dawning upon me that I am slowly and inexorably growing older. The thought is not a fun one, and those of you who've been around me this past summer know that I've been balking at the idea of graduating, and bitching at the thought of having to work to support myself in the future. Nevertheless, I am turning 21 next Wednesday, and attaining my legal (albeit not financial) independence. Unfortunately, my birthday comes too late for my being able to vote in the coming Singaporean elections (darn it! - but then, my constituency's always a walk-over anyway) But I think I should celebrate anyway. For the past couple of weeks I'd been wracking my brains for the perfect way to celebrate, both in Germany and in Bristol, and I thought it'd be fun if I put the following game plan into action:
The rules - If anyone, for any reason, crosses the following borders SPECIFICALLY for my birthday (that is to say, the celebration of my birthday has to be the sine qua non of you're turning up in Cologne or Bristol for my birthday celebration), I will buy that said person the number of shots specified below:
1. State/County Border - 1 Shot
2. Country Border - 2 Shots
3. Continental Border - 3 Shots
If a person has attended 2 of the three birthday celebrations (including that which was organised and held in Singapore), that person shall be additionally entitled to one extra shot.
Cool, no?
Unfortunately, I'm not too sure that I want to go through with it. Wednesday night, is, after all, a weekday night, with work the next day. Should I, or should I not? Therein lies the question. Nevertheless, my best- & lifelong- friend is coming up to Germany to celebrate my birthday with me, so I am very much looking forward to that. And I definitely do not intend to let my 21st birthday go by without some celebratory drinking.
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