Sunday, 19 September 2010

Oh, Happy Hour Indeed

If the museums, the culture, and the thought of the Rhein and its being one of the many hubs of Germany don't draw you to Cologne - there might be one other thing which does: The COCKTAILS. I kid you not, I was seriously impressed when I was down by Zülpicher Strasse (the Uni-quarter) on Friday night. Happy Hour was going on at nearly every single cocktail bar I walked past, and with the happy hour in full swing, cocktails cost the same as a single-shot mixer. My flat mate and I went into one of the many Cuban bars (apparently Che Guevara's Cuba has garnered quite a large fan base in Cologne) and I paid €4.50 for a massive thing of sex on the beach, complete with a large melon slice. Also on the menu was some amazing-looking blended drink that was served in a glass pre-lined with streaks of chocolate sauce, and topped off with a couple of maraschino cherries. A pity I didn't ask what it was. Compared to the prices I'm used to paying for cocktails in Singapore I considered it a really good deal. I think happy hour's on nearly every night during the week, which is pretty cool, otherwise a cocktail would cost €7 and that would just make all of us students/struggling interns broke and unhappy. The whole of Zülpicher Strasse is apparently where all the bars and night life is, and is also where all Karnival in November takes place. Now that I've discovered it, I have a feeling I'll be heading there a couple more times before I leave Germany (which, as I've just realised, is 2 weeks' time from tomorrow. Shock and amazement - where does all the time go?)

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Speaking of time and alcohol, it's dawning upon me that I am slowly and inexorably growing older. The thought is not a fun one, and those of you who've been around me this past summer know that I've been balking at the idea of graduating, and bitching at the thought of having to work to support myself in the future. Nevertheless, I am turning 21 next Wednesday, and attaining my legal (albeit not financial) independence. Unfortunately, my birthday comes too late for my being able to vote in the coming Singaporean elections (darn it! - but then, my constituency's always a walk-over anyway) But I think I should celebrate anyway. For the past couple of weeks I'd been wracking my brains for the perfect way to celebrate, both in Germany and in Bristol, and I thought it'd be fun if I put the following game plan into action:

The rules - If anyone, for any reason, crosses the following borders SPECIFICALLY for my birthday (that is to say, the celebration of my birthday has to be the sine qua non of you're turning up in Cologne or Bristol for my birthday celebration), I will buy that said person the number of shots specified below:

1. State/County Border - 1 Shot
2. Country Border - 2 Shots
3. Continental Border - 3 Shots
If a person has attended 2 of the three birthday celebrations (including that which was organised and held in Singapore), that person shall be additionally entitled to one extra shot.

Cool, no?
Unfortunately, I'm not too sure that I want to go through with it. Wednesday night, is, after all, a weekday night, with work the next day. Should I, or should I not? Therein lies the question. Nevertheless, my best- & lifelong- friend is coming up to Germany to celebrate my birthday with me, so I am very much looking forward to that. And I definitely do not intend to let my 21st birthday go by without some celebratory drinking.

Wednesday, 15 September 2010

It's a Tourist Thing

I must confess to being rather disenchanted with sightseeing. Most of the time when I go to a new city the first few places I invariably go (or get dragged off) to are churches and museums. So much so that I think in the past 3-4 years I must have visited at least 15 different churches and 30 different museums on the European continent. Maybe it wasn't the best of times to fall out of love with Church/Cathedral visiting this time around, because almost everywhere I turn in Cologne, I find a pretty, old-school church (or cathedral, I should say, since Cologne is largely Catholic). My first weekend in Cologne I was thus compelled to do what any self-respecting tourist in Cologne would do: I went to the Kölner Dom (strangely enough, I'm not too sure about what it's called in English). To say it was impressive was an understatement, to say the least. I was wandering around the Altstadt (or old city), when I managed to find my way onto the main square where the cathedral stands, and there it was, looming up in front of me. The sheer size and scale of it makes you feel like a puny little human ant about to be trod on by a gothic monster. According to Wikipedia and the free pamphlet I got, it took 600years to complete.
Thank goodness it wasn't destroyed during the bombing of World War II, or I'd figure quite a few of the craftsmen whose life's work it must have been to construct the place would have rolled over in their graves quite a number of times. Both inside and outside, the Cathedral is adorned with carvings that make me wonder at the amount of painstaking effort that must have gone into building for the glory of God. And, in the centre of it all, the object that inspired the building in the first place - the relicts of the three kings who came to see the newborn King. My realisation of that shrine actually came about quite by accident. The shrine is a sort of large-ish golden structure, encased in glass and kept behind several railings. Everyone was taking pictures of it, and I, using my swaku Singaporean instinct, decided that it must be worth taking a picture of to and so leaned over for a better angle. This old German gentleman looked at me, and then asked me if I even knew what it was. Sheepishly I answered no. He then very kindly explained the history of the shrine, and how it had actually been taken away from the Italians, and how the Cathedral was built to accomodate the many pilgrims to came here to pay their homage to the three kings. He then went on to talk about the stained glass panel that was destroyed during the war, and how since no one knew what it had looked like exactly, they decided to have a completely new design. Enter the window by Gerhard Richter, indubitably one of the most modern stained glass designs ever to grace an 18th century/gothic cathedral.
When one looks at it one instantly knows the reason why some people protested - it's simply squares of coloured glass, forming a pixellated pattern. For me, however, it seemed sadly apt and befitting of the crisis facing the church today - secularism seems to have invaded every aspect of our lives, so much so that we can't even be bothered to come up with a picture for a Cathedral's stained glass window, and Christian culture and heritage is slowly losing its ground. Melodramatic, yes, but I think it's also true.
I stayed behind for the midday prayers, before heading all the way up to the tower. I don't think I'd ever appreciated how tall the church was until I started the ascent. There is just one passage all the way up to the bell tower - a narrow spiral staircase that serves people going up, and also those who are going down. I was wondering how my legs and ankle (another story for another day) were going to stand it all the way to the top, but I somehow managed it - even the scary metal staircase that takes one the top of the south tower. The view from all around was, well, not very great to be honest, because the Cologne skyline is only magnificent because of the cathedral, and that isn't of any use when you're standing in it and looking out over the rest of the city. Nevertheless, you can see the surrounding area for miles and miles, and the Rhine looked amazing and almost fairytale like. Definitely worth the climb up, and after that, I congratulated myself with a lot of food, including a doughnut :)
A word of caution, nevertheless - it is always wise to conduct such trips with some food in your stomach. Skipping breakfast and then going up to the top of the cathedral just before you go off for lunch is not a good idea. But who, you ask, would be so stupid as to do that? I leave you, my dear readers, to figure out just who.

Tuesday, 14 September 2010

Köln

Cologne isn't quite what I'd expected. I thought it'd be bigger at times, at other times before I came over I thought it'd be more of an old German city. Instead what I've found is something of the in between. Make no mistake, it is a big city - geographically speaking - but I figure the tourists are pulled to it only for its churches and museums. Cologne is modern - if you arrive at the Cologne/Bonn Airport like I did and take the train/tram all the way into the city all you see is infrastructure which looks modernesque, some a bit dated, but nothing which seemingly dates beyond the fifties. Yet when the tram went past the Rhine I got treated to a skyline of the old city, with the tower of the old Rathaus and the Kölner Dom and I started getting a feel of what this city is like - young and old, with people from a lot of different backgrounds all congregating together.
It feels nice knowing that foreigners aren't that much of a rarity - although on my way to work I get people staring at this Chinese girl who's obviously found a job in an office (given the jacket and my entire getup every morning). And I don't think the place is as hostile to a person whose native language isn't German as England is to a person who doesn't speak English. I still do feel like an outsider looking in - more so than in Bristol, partly because of the language, and also partly because, despite my protests to the contrary, I am Asian enough to feel a bit unsettled by European tradition.
Hence the blog. I don't know how long I'll keep it up for, or if I should even have started it at all, but who knows what will come of it? Maybe I'll be able to create a cohesive picture of my time out in the land of Kölsche beer, and maybe this blog will lapse into oblivion like all my other blogs. Time will tell...